Health Advice for Women

Health Advice for Women

And you don't need a prescription!

IMPORTANT HEALTH ADVICE FOR WOMEN.
Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor orpharmacist about Chardonnay.

Chardonnay is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confidentabout yourself and your actions. Chardonnay can help ease you out ofyour shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing todo just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Chardonnay almost immediately and with aregimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent youfrom living the life you want to! live. Shyness and awkwardness will bea thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knewyou had. Stop hiding and start living.

Chardonnay may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Chardonnay. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration,erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss ofmoney, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing,headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and playall-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister!


WARNINGS
* The consumption of Chardonnay may make you think you are whisperingwhen you are not.
* The consumption of Chardonnay may cause you to tell your friends overand over again that you love them.
* The consumption of Chardonnay may cause you to think you can sing.
* The consumption of Chardonnay may make you think you can logicallyconverse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
* The consumption of Chardonnay may create the illusion that you aretougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.